Thursday, June 10, 2021

Gossip Girl reboot Official Trailer!!

Good evening Readers, Katrina here and I have some writing to do. HBO Max has dropped the official reboot trailer and I have all the deets on this delicious looking preview! Let's not wait and head right into the new Upper East Siders... 



Julien Calloway

We get a few quick snaps of several of our new victims... er, I mean, Upper East Siders. We immediately see Julien Calloway as if she's staring or watching someone. Who are you spying on, J? Did someone break your heart or are you just hunting for a nice snack? 

Monet and Luna 

Spotted: Monet de Haan and Luna La stalking down NYC. Is it just me or does it look like these two girls are searching for something? I can only guess what it could be, but if I had to take a wild guess, we're in for a storyline where someone possibly goes missing and they're trying to find them. Only time will tell, right? 

Max Wolfe

This is a pretty quick shot, but we see Max Wolfe dressing up as if he's going to a gala, ball or some sort of party. Is he planning on getting it on with anyone? Or is he just looking for a good time with some drinks? Send me the deets if you know anything, promise?

Otto Bergmann the IV

Spotted: Otto Bergmann the IV attending some sort of rally where people seem to be pissed. What are we striking for, Otto? I'm seeing signs saying "Fair contract now" so someone must have went against their clients wishes and O seems to know more about this little situation than he might let on in the show... Better give us the goods when we get to this episode, O. 


Spotted: Aki skateboarding through the streets of Manhattan as if he's going to meet up with somebody. Looking for your girl, Aki? Although, I hear you have a thing for a certain Bergmann, but you didn't hear it from me. Still, the question remains... where is Aki going? Hm.

"Our group of friends have known each other since we were babies..."

Aww isn't this nice? Our new group of Upper East Siders are hanging out and it looks like they're all best friends. But if we learned anything from Blair and Serena eight years ago, this group is going to flame up really soon and their secrets are going to be exposed... at least that's what I'm hoping. 

Who is that girl? Is it Kate? 

Bare with me, because the next couple shots are fast and quick... We see Julien walk across the screen for a quick second, flashes of hot jewelry and music awards given by someone, I can't really tell who... A flash of a golden record and piano and then we see Julien and a blonde... is that Kate Keller I'm assuming? I can't exactly tell so if someone can point it out and tell me? That'd be great... Then we see Kate(I'm assuming as much) with Aki and it looks like they're really close like brother/sister close... Maybe? A few more flashes happen and we're at a night club with Otto, Max and some girl with dark hair whom I will assume is Luna and they're all having a group make out session which I must say is HOT!! 

UPDATE: Since I don't want to go in and edit things around(it keeps the blog fresh) I just want to say that thanks to my good friend Jay, this is apparently some girl named Audrey. Nice to meet you, Auds. Can't wait to see what you bring to the table. 


And this is when the preview trailer goes into full effect. Class in back in session and Julien, Luna and Monet are strutting down the hallway with full class. The infamous B. Waldorf steps on the Met are now cherished by our new group of UESers and I am LOVING it! BTW, happy 150th Bday, Met. We love you!


After a few flashes of our new group, we're introduced to our new... is this supposed to be the equivalent of Lil J? Anyway, please meet Zoya Lott. The new girl in town, the one who will get that taste of stardom, I'm assuming, as the show progresses. Julien seems to have taken a liking to Z because she decides to invite her to a party. And let me tell you, Z does not disappoint. 


We see Zoya and Otto exit the elevator and Z is in a very nice looking dress. Here's the question though and don't get mad at me after I ask such a thing, because I know you're asking to... Is this dress going to be borrowed? We know from the first era of Gossip Girl all those years ago that Lil J was borrowing clothes and accessories from B, so will Zoya do the same? My guess is no, and we're probably gonna see Zoya and Julien duke it out with each other. Who wants to start bets? 20 on Z anyone?




Our next few snippets is our new Upper East Siders enjoying the life of Manhattan with runway shows, parties, alcohol and my personal favorite: Sneaky relationships. In two consecutive shots we see Aki kissing it up with Max but then he's suddenly in bed with Kate Keller. Um, what? Aki, you sure do get around, don't you?

"She is a stranger, who has found herself in YOUR(Julien's) friend group..."

This is Kate and Julien talking to each other about our new girl. But honestly, I can totally see Z fucking all these people over and becoming the Queen of New York and possibly Gossip Girl's number 1 target. If anyone agrees, let's talk about it in the comments, okay? I'm dying to dish about this show ASAP... It also looks like Otto and Zoey will be developing a friendship and she's gonna tell him some details on her life. Oh please do, Z, I would love to get to know more about you. While we see Z and O walk along a very empty New York Street... Uh oh, your phones are going off... that couldn't mean...?


"Did you miss me? I know I've missed you! XOXO - Gossip Girl" 


This bitch needs to get the fuck out of my face already. We know Gossip Girl coming back is a major threat when the head of Constance Billiard is throwing some kind of meeting about our amazing Gossip Queen. Also, Gossip Girl has taken it to Instagram? Or could this be a thing where we're going to be using all the social medias? So Instagram, Twitter, along with the text message blasts? Whatever is going to happen in this new era, Principal Bitch? Please go away. XOXO... 


Gossip Girl: This just in! There's a big secret amongst the ruling class of Constance Billiard. 

Zoya: Why is Gossip Girl out to get us?

Julien: I'm not just know, I'm influential. And I cannot have that taken away from me!


XOXO...


WASN'T THAT JUST AMAZING??? I thought the teaser was delicious, but THIS was just succulent!! I can't wait to get to know all the new Upper East Siders and see what the hell they're bringing to the table! I refuse to let myself start guessing just who GG is gonna be. No thanks, I'm just going to enjoy the ride and cross my fingers that this time Gossip Girl never gets revealed. But it'll be interesting to see how the school is gonna plan how to get rid of Gossip Girl, but we all know our Queen will never die. Unless Dan Humphrey comes back. Fuck off, Dan. Anyway, July 8th... PLEASE COME SOON!!! AHHHH!!!

XOXO...

Katrina







































Monday, May 31, 2021

Gossip Girl 2021, Teaser Trailer


 


Good evening Upper East Siders, I'm back to take a look at the teaser trailer released by our favorite streaming service, HBO Max. With the revival fast approaching, HBO Max has decided to unleash this bad boy of a trailer and I'm gonna talk about it with you right here, right now. 


"You've gotten so comfortable..."


Elegance, beauty and grace is what we're given as we see our first look at Monet de Haan enter our screens. What will this power girl give us in the revival show? I'm expecting great things from her...

"Thinking you're in control..."

Spotted: Miss Julien Calloway snapping a selfie with our ex Beacon Heights resident, Otto Bergmann the IV. But it looks like Otto is distracted by something... or someone else. What could Otto be hiding? And what secrets do you think Miss Calloway holds?


"Of your image...your actions... the narrative."

Lowkey don't know who these two are... If someone could shed some light on their names, that would be great. But it looks like they're sharing some amazing, juicy secrets!!


"But you forgot one thing..."

And here's the sexy Akeno Menzies sharing a sexy kiss with who looks to be his sweetheart... or the girl who's heart he's gonna crush in the first episode, who knows? 



"I can see you."

Duh, because Gossip Girl is everywhere. Which I'm assuming will hold true with this new revival... will everyone be Gossip Girl this time and not just one loser ass wannabe that is Dan Humphrey?


"And before I'm through..."

Spotted: Kate Keller sitting at the bar, alone, and looking on her phone. What blast do you think Gossip Girl released? I'm sure whatever it was, it was a shocker. Let's cross our fingers and hope, shall we? 


"I'll make sure you see me too."

 Wasn't that such a glamourous promo? Honestly, I fucking loved it! It felt so fresh, yet we still knew we were watching a Gossip Girl revival promo. I can't wait to get to know these new Upper East Siders and how they're gonna relate to each other, love each other... and twist the knife so far up their backs and watch as Gossip Girl takes them all down one by one. Muahaha, I can't wait to watch. Until next time, readers... 

XOXO 











Hello Upper East Siders...

 Well. Well. Well. 

Looks like I'm back for another attempt at recaps. After Pretty Little Liars: The Perfectionists failed like a fucking fire dump, I decided to just stop recapping TV shows. Charmed the Shitboot had me pulling my hair out of my fucking skull. Big Brother: All Stars 2 was basically a fucking disaster. But there was something in the void that started peaking out. She started to grow brighter and stronger as the days went on, and even the COVID - 19 Pandemic couldn't shut her doors down for good. Ladies and Gentlemen, it's time for another round of... 



GOSSIP GIRL IS BACK!!! OMG MY ALL TIME FAVORITE(CW) SHOW IS COMING BACK!!! But it's not on our TV screens(Unless you have Roku, which I do!) it's coming to our computer screens! That's right, HBO Max bought the rights to Gossip Girl and now we're getting more diversity, we're getting more LGBT content, and we're finally going to watch Eli Brown shine!!! So sorry PLLP didn't take off like its mother show did, Eli, but hopefully you'll go so long with Gossip Girl! 

I have plans, you guys. Weird plans. For Season 1, I won't be watching starting from Episode 1, oh no. I'm starting backwards. Episode 10, 9, 8, ya'll know the drill. Anyways, this is basically a introductory/welcome back to me post. I need to go deep dive into this revival. I need to examine the teaser trailer, the character profiles, etc etc... Don't worry, readers, I have a good feeling this show is gonna keep me coming back for more.

Until then...

You Know You Love Me, 

XOXO... 

Katrina. 

Gossip Girl reboot Official Trailer!!

Good evening Readers, Katrina here and I have some writing to do. HBO Max has dropped the official reboot trailer and I have all the deets o...