Gossip Girl 2021, Teaser Trailer

 

Good evening Upper East Siders, I'm back to take a look at the teaser trailer released by our favorite streaming service, HBO Max. With the revival fast approaching, HBO Max has decided to unleash this bad boy of a trailer and I'm gonna talk about it with you right here, right now. 

"You've gotten so comfortable..."

Elegance, beauty and grace is what we're given as we see our first look at Monet de Haan enter our screens. What will this power girl give us in the revival show? I'm expecting great things from her...

"Thinking you're in control..."

Spotted: Miss Julien Calloway snapping a selfie with our ex Beacon Heights resident, Otto Bergmann the IV. But it looks like Otto is distracted by something... or someone else. What could Otto be hiding? And what secrets do you think Miss Calloway holds?

"Of your image...your actions... the narrative."

Lowkey don't know who these two are... If someone could shed some light on their names, that would be great. But it looks like they're sharing some amazing, juicy secrets!!

"But you forgot one thing..."

And here's the sexy Akeno Menzies sharing a sexy kiss with who looks to be his sweetheart... or the girl who's heart he's gonna crush in the first episode, who knows? 

"I can see you."

Duh, because Gossip Girl is everywhere. Which I'm assuming will hold true with this new revival... will everyone be Gossip Girl this time and not just one loser ass wannabe that is Dan Humphrey?

"And before I'm through..."

Spotted: Kate Keller sitting at the bar, alone, and looking on her phone. What blast do you think Gossip Girl released? I'm sure whatever it was, it was a shocker. Let's cross our fingers and hope, shall we? 

"I'll make sure you see me too."

 Wasn't that such a glamourous promo? Honestly, I fucking loved it! It felt so fresh, yet we still knew we were watching a Gossip Girl revival promo. I can't wait to get to know these new Upper East Siders and how they're gonna relate to each other, love each other... and twist the knife so far up their backs and watch as Gossip Girl takes them all down one by one. Muahaha, I can't wait to watch. Until next time, readers... 

XOXO 

Hello Upper East Siders...

 Well. Well. Well. 

Looks like I'm back for another attempt at recaps. After Pretty Little Liars: The Perfectionists failed like a fucking fire dump, I decided to just stop recapping TV shows. Charmed the Shitboot had me pulling my hair out of my fucking skull. Big Brother: All Stars 2 was basically a fucking disaster. But there was something in the void that started peaking out. She started to grow brighter and stronger as the days went on, and even the COVID - 19 Pandemic couldn't shut her doors down for good. Ladies and Gentlemen, it's time for another round of... 

GOSSIP GIRL IS BACK!!! OMG MY ALL TIME FAVORITE(CW) SHOW IS COMING BACK!!! But it's not on our TV screens(Unless you have Roku, which I do!) it's coming to our computer screens! That's right, HBO Max bought the rights to Gossip Girl and now we're getting more diversity, we're getting more LGBT content, and we're finally going to watch Eli Brown shine!!! So sorry PLLP didn't take off like its mother show did, Eli, but hopefully you'll go so long with Gossip Girl! 

I have plans, you guys. Weird plans. For Season 1, I won't be watching starting from Episode 1, oh no. I'm starting backwards. Episode 10, 9, 8, ya'll know the drill. Anyways, this is basically a introductory/welcome back to me post. I need to go deep dive into this revival. I need to examine the teaser trailer, the character profiles, etc etc... Don't worry, readers, I have a good feeling this show is gonna keep me coming back for more.

Until then...

You Know You Love Me, 

XOXO... 

Katrina.